Where'd allyour money go?
Connect your bank. Get a personalized spending story with insights, roasts, and a personality type that's uncomfortably accurate.
Your 2025 SpendStory
Fed by Everyone
But Yourself
Ready to see how your wallet lived its best life this year?
Spoiler: restaurants won, groceries lost.
We connect through Plaid – the same service used by Venmo and Robinhood.
- ✓Read-only access: We see transactions, not your password.
- ✓Can't move money: No transfers, payments, or withdrawals.
- ✓No data sold: Your data generates your story, then it's deleted.
You get roasted. Your money doesn't.
Your 2025 SpendStory
Fed by Everyone
But Yourself
Ready to see how your wallet lived its best life this year?
Spoiler: restaurants won, groceries lost.
Simple as 1-2-3
How it works
Connect your bank
Read-only access. We never see your password.
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See your personality type and a taste of your story.
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All slides, deep insights, roasts, and shareable moments.
No subscription. One-time payment. Yours forever.
More than just numbers
We turn your transactions into stories worth sharing
Your spending personality
AI finds the patterns you didn't know existed. Get a custom archetype with traits, roasts, and uncomfortable truths.
Top merchants
"78 Whole Foods trips, $45 avg"
Personalized roasts
"The guac was extra—and so were you"
Contradictions
"You bought groceries... then ordered delivery"
Habit tracking
"284 coffees. One every 1.3 days."
When your wallet wakes up
"Friday you hits different. Friday you has no budget."
Wild comparisons
"That's roughly 7 MacBook Pros, or 2,865 Olive Garden breadstick baskets"
The boring but important stuff
Your money's safe. Here's why.
Bank connections go through Plaid (same as Venmo, Robinhood). We get read-only access to transactions, never your credentials. Your data is processed to generate your story, then discarded.
No. Read-only means read-only. We can't make transfers, payments, or touch your balance.
Pretty much all of them. Plaid supports 10,000+ financial institutions in the US.
Ready to see where it all went?
Takes about 2 minutes. Results are uncomfortably accurate.